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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}

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{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}

{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}

{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}

{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}

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